Mea Culpa On Standardized Testing Dangers

In The News

July 4, 2007

My thinking that the whole “run for your lives the tests are coming” presidential pandering routines were overblown turns out to have been off the mark.

Just this morning, I was walking down a path in the Adirondack Mountains when, out of nowhere, a standardized test jumped out of the bushes and tackled me to the ground.

Someone needs to stop this menace. Now. Thankfully, our party was ahead of the curve on this one.