Sherman Dorn is looking for someplace to crash when he is in New York for the upcoming American Education Research Association keg party. My living room is yours, Sherman, if you don't mind a fourth-floor walk-up a couple of blocks off Times Square. My lawyer says I can technically meet your criteria of never having actually been convicted of "heinous crimes such as murder, pederasty, or wearing chartreuse" though I should make clear, as I have on this blog before, that I am pretty sure I can kick the asses of both of the Blogging Klonskies.
Sherman, seriously, mi casa es su casa if you want it. Drop me a line at joewilliams@dfer.org.