UPDATE: I removed the link to the original story so that you, dear reader, would be forced to click through Alexander Russo’s blog to get the goodies you seek.
Via Alexander Russo’s bachelor blog-pad, this education story out of Las Vegas is simply stunning. It’s a journalistic orgasm, to be sure.
Consider all the wacky ingredients in this one:
— A state school board member sucking-face with his 20-year-old bride during board meetings.
— Accusations from collaegues that his behavior is “shocking and deplorable.”
— Seeing in the same sentence the dude’s wife and the phrase “while strapped to a motorized wheelchair.”
— Seeing in the same sentence the dude’s wife and the phrase “$2 million in a trust fund from a medical malpractice lawsuit.”
— Seeing in the same sentence the dude’s wife and the phrase “left her Jewish family to join the International Church of Las Vegas.”
— Seeing the dude quoted blaming his falling asleep during board meetings on “too much partying and rock and roll.”
— Seeing the dude quoted saying “bite me” to the board’s attorney.
— The Elvis sunglasses.
— Wearing the same clothes two days in a row.
— Etc.
The story pretty much writes itself!